Hey Little Monster

We used to play a game where we pretended we were bears. We'd crawl under the coffee table and put up pillows all around us. I was Jarly and Kevin was Carly. We were supposed to have lots of adventures and be awesome and things like that. But one day, I decided that the coffee table doubled as a vending machine, and we could touch any place on it and receive whatever food we wanted.

From then on, it stopped being The Adventures of Jarly and Carly and started being Cafeteria Time, I think. Kevs loved ordering pizzas, over and over again.