Hey Little Monster

"I finally figured out what I'm going to do for you and Dad's birthday presents! I'll buy you a coupon organizer!"

"Uh, I don't have any coupons to organize."

"I know that, stupid! But you'll take it to Dad and give it to him for his birthday! So really, I'm giving you the gift of Dad's birthday present! I'm so smart!"

"That'd be a fantastic plan, except one thing. Dad's birthday comes before mine."

"...Oh."