Hey Little Monster

Shakespeare, watch out. There's a new soliloquizer in town.

[delivered over a period of about five minutes. Insert hearty, pregnant pauses between sentences for the full effect]

"Mmm. This food is good... Good food... Hey, that rhymes!... Carrie, you're fat... You're... Fat... No, doesn't rhyme.... Your fart. Your...Fart...No, still doesn't rhyme."