Hey Little Monster

"Carrie! Carrie! We totally need to enter this contest from Canada Dry! You could win $10,000 and a baby!"

"...Er, what?"

"MONEY AND A BABY! I've always wanted that! ...Wait a second. That squiggly thing is a comma. Oh. Never mind. It actually says 'You could win $10,000, baby.'" *sighs in disappointment*