Hey Little Monster

I am driving the whole family to our friend's house. My phone keeps ringing. I know it's Kevin calling because I can hear my voicemail from the phone he's holding in the backseat.

"Kevin, cut it out."
"Why?"
"What do you mean, why? Because I'm not going to pick it up and if I did, I might crash into something."
"That's the point, stupid. You crash and you get in huge trouble and I win, again."
"Actually, you're in the car I'm driving, so if I were in a crash, you would be in it too. And you could get hurt."
"... Oh. I didn't plan that far."