"Why?"
"Whadaya mean, why? Are you stupid? So you don't get sunburnt and die of skin cancer."
"I know, but I won't get skin cancer. Only 10% of people get it."
(I have no idea where he got that stat or whether it's true.)
"Kevin, that's ridiculous! Only 10% of people are lefthanded, but look at me! Just because something's less than 50% doesn't mean it can't happen!"
"...Really?!"
"Yes, really! Now apply the damn sunscreen!"
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