Hey Little Monster

Over the summer, I started watching the Office pretty intensely. I roped Kevin into watching, too, so I could quote random segments of it at will to a captive audience. While I was at UCLA, though, he kept watching, and now he's like 25 episodes ahead of me.

K: I just watched the wedding episode and it's beyond beast!
C: That's great.
K: You need to watch it. NOW.
C: Not now, I'm busy.
K: But you have to! Fine, if you won't watch it now, I'll just tell you what happens.
C: No.
K: I WILL.
C: omgwtfbbq YOU BETTER NOT.
K: So, in the Wedding episode -
C: Kevin Titan I will murder you!
K: in the wedding episode, they get married.

C: ...