I'm going to make some sort of slideshow / video of photos of Kevin, because they're all so epic. Most of them feature me trying to eat him, too. I'll link it on Youtube or Vimeo or something, we'll figure it out .

For now, though, here's a teaser - Kevs at 100 days old.

My mother gets mad at me when I call him lardball, but honestly, can you blame me.

"Lots of people have sisters. I just happen to have a cyst-turd."

"Is the garlic toast done yet, hon?"

"Wow, is it ever. One of them looks delectable, and the other one is just plain perfect."



Where did my parents find this preternaturally cheerful little boy?!

Another email:

If you can read this, you have x-ray vision!!

- Kevin

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You have one new email.

From Kevin Titan:

Pretty people think
Lice always
Eat during or
After boredom of
Sitting down
Enviously.

Red is
Equal to
Pie and
Little bees are
Yellow.

Think Down!

"Look at this plane I just designed. I call it the CARRIEr, because it has great aerodynamics, but it doesn't go very fast. Wait, actually, you don't have great aerodynamics. Never mind."

in the future, I'm gonna call you special-K and you're gonna call me ecsta-C. I'd do it now except you wouldn't get the references. Thank god.